“Where are you going with that?”
Said my dear wife looking for a chat
But I was on a mission and I could not saunter
For I had my glass and it was full of water

“There’s a man at the door and he’s got a request.
He’s very well groomed and he’s very well dressed.
Was my answer to her, then she did reply
“So you are just trying to be a nice guy?”

“For sure my dear,” is what I said
“Goodwill to all is what I spread.
And this man here does seem really cool
Asking for donations for local a swimming pool”