I was sitting in a room so dark
In the country of Iraq
Feeling down and needing help
I didn’t really want to yelp

I thought about ringing home
But those from there were in Rome
I thought about going for a beer
But the darkness of town I did fear

Instead I rang the suicide hotline
Wondering if they’d offer a sign
Excited, they thought it was their good luck
Then they asked me if I could drive a truck