I said to the boss just the other day
“You’re ripping me off, with my pay.”
“I know for a fact I am worth so much more.
But you are putting me in the house of poor.”

“Don’t be silly, you’re paid a fair wage.”
Said the boss trying to act all sage
He wasn’t convincing, he was being unfair
I worked my arse off, as much as I could bear

I wanted to argue, tell him he was wrong
Then came the punchline he’d had all along
“Get back to work or your pay cheque I’ll halve,
If you were paid what you’re worth, you’d bloody starve!”