“What’s deflated your boat?
You grumpy old goat!”
Mum’s words were concise
Then she said “They’ve always been nice.”

“Nice be damned,
The Smith’s should be slammed!”
Dad yelled with a boom
All the way from the back room

“What the hell is your problem?”
Mum asked, trying to calm him
It was a hard task
But it was not too much to ask

“Nice, they are not!”
Dad said without thought
“They are just so absurd
They changed their Wi-Fi password!”