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The Ingredients In Beer

Let me just make something clear
In Australia we love our beer
We’ll partake in the amber fluid
We’ll drink it until we’re no longer lucid

They often keep the ingredients secret
How they make it, what’s the sequence
But I’m convinced deep down in my bones
The main ingredient is female hormones

Don’t shoot me down, I’ve done the study
And I don’t want to make the waters muddy
I know I’m not being a soft touch
But here’s what happens when I drink too much

First thing that happens is I loose my conscience
Then I begin to talk such nonsense
But definitive proof of the female hormones are
That I can no longer control my car!

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