What is it today with people’s intolerance
Are they there just to shatter confidence?
Are they there just to tell people off?
Are they there just to laugh and scoff?

Take for instance what happened the other day
I went to the theatre to see myself a play
Off I trotted with all the gear I needed
No one got in my way, I was unimpeded

Now bringing your own food is considered forbidden
But honestly I believe it’s a rule that is unwritten
However we all know theatre food is so overpriced
To pay for it you need to commit a bank heist

But didn’t I really expect to be throw out
Did it really need to be delivered with such clout?
After all it wasn’t like I took along a beef stew
But it has been ages since I had a good BBQ