“Forgive me Father for all my sins
But I just bedded two 18 year old twins.
Father, I’m not here just to brag
But I’m telling you it was a great shag.”

“My son you need to learn some lessons
Go and squeeze the juice of a dozen lemons
Drink that juice and you drink it quick
Go right now, don’t you waste a tick.”

“Will that absolve me of all my sin?”
I knew my hope was running thin.
I looked at the priest there was not a smile
He didn’t seem keen on my lifestyle

“My son,” he said, “there’s no easy path
For one who’s evoked all God’s wrath
It surely wont free you of your sin
But off your face it will wipe that dirty grin.”