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Not My Fault

I went to bed last night
And got a hell of a fright
I tripped and stumbled and fell
Then I hit the bed and did yell

I yelled out from the shock
Because the water bed did rock
It rocked and caused a big wave
I hoped my arse I could save

But alas it was too late
The water bed had decided my fate
I was about to be made airborne
I could have bloody sworn

It could have been less bouncy
I might then have been less pouncey
I could have blamed my daughter
For she filled the bed with spring water

2 Comments

  1. Haha! She should have filled it with sparkling water. At least you would have gotten a fizzy feeling.

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