Here, come listen to my tale of woe
All about how the world does now flow
It’s a bunch of knobs looking for perfectness
But instead we get bullshit political correctness

You can’t do this, you can’t say that
Everything fun covered by a caveat
Even within our own four walls
The wowsers have us by the balls

Take this little for instance that happened recently
A teacher at school showed respect and decency
But one mistake and he was kicked out of class
The whingers won and he was out on his arse

The mistake he made was hardly a crime
Sacked for using two typewriters at a time
The PC crowd started bitching and sniping
And he was sacked for stereotyping