Another Christmas dinner and around the table
Our family discussion becomes a bit of a fable

We don’t talk about jolly St. Nick and his reindeer
Because our conversation is fed by cold beer

We talk about topics that make the world turn
If you’re open minded, I’m sure you would learn

Just last Christmas was a classic example
Listen up now and I’ll give you a sample

Daughter in law she started screeching
Telling us all about her anal bleaching

Such a strange topic doesn’t come up that often
But silly daughter in law, she has no caution

I said to her, “Before you cut right down to the bone
How about instead we call it changing your ring tone?