Life was hard
I couldn’t make ends meet
I needed a few bucks
To get back on my feet

The first thing I tried
Was to sell my left kidney
But the doctor said no
Because he lived in Sydney

Then I tried to sell my shoes
But the buyer got all shirty
Got himself all damn angsty
Purely because they were all dirty

Next I decided to sell the wife
But I have to admit that was mindless
A silly move not so well thought out
No one could afford her because she’s priceless

But my best idea was to sell my puns
I really didn’t want to make things tense
However things did turn out not so good
Because it appears my puns make no cents

But that’s ok in the long run
Because half the time(s)
Or even more
Neither do my rhymes