Surgery is something never without risk
But I didn’t go in for just a slipped disc
I went in for something a little more serious
Although it probably wasn’t all that deleterious

It was suppose to be but a simple transplant
Off with the hands, a new one they’d supplant
With my new hands I’d be able to wave like the queen
A simple procedure, not like replacing a spleen

But someone stuffed up, someone made a mistake
An error that wouldn’t have happened if I was awake
To be fair I know some things don’t always go to plans
But if I find who stuffed up I’ll strangle them, with my bear hands