Daily Prompt, humor, poetry, writing

A Hell Of A Finish

bad poetry

Two happy chappies sitting in a bar
Chatting about things both near and far
With every drink they got a bit drunker
Mick tried to convince Patty, he was a spelunker

Then it was Patty’s shout and he had a pearler
“I used to be the Queen’s first baton twirler.”
Mick didn’t laugh, not one little bit.
“No way mate, you’re so full of shit!”

Patty knew, his reputation Mick was trying to tarnish
To prove Mick wrong he said “I once drank some varnish”
“I mixed it with metho to make it real thinnish.”
“It ended really badly, but it was a hell of a finish.”

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