It is no doubt true, it’s not some rumour
Some people have, no sense of humour
Take for instance Constable Picket
Just last week when he wrote me a ticket.

It didn’t matter that I was a little bit speeding
I was willing to take the ticket without pleading
But apparently I did wrong when I spoke
Because I tried to tell the cop just one joke.

No laughter at all he just wrote me another fine
Honestly, at my joke, he did not even whine
That’s how I knew his sense of humour was dead
But you be the judge, because here’s what I said.

“A man broke into the Hicksville Police Station
Left you all confused and in a state of cunctation
You couldn’t find the culprits, all you did was yawn
And after your searching you’ve got nothing to go on