Don’t you hate those people,
who just love to annoy
Saying something stupid,
they do seem to enjoy

A friend of mine is like that
he just can’t hold his tongue
He’s always quick to insult
and he’s quick to throw dung

His jokes can be silly
his jokes can be dumb
They don’t always make sense
he should suck on a plum

But the other day he took a bad turn
And instead of jokes, he started on puns
Unfunny puns and they were all about birds
Oh god I was tempted to rip out his lungs

Instead I had myself another good thought
but he got upset and said I was lame
I was not discouraged and instead I did say
toucan can your silly game