Not last week but the week before
I went to a funeral down near the shore.
A bigger shin dig I never ever saw
There was a rep from every drug store
For many, the deceased was quite a mentor
He worked his life at the medical centre
Spent all his time creating a preventer
That made him the throat lozenge inventor
He started his career as a military boffin
Studied real hard and changed his mind often
But over the years he did not at all soften
And at the funeral there was no coff-in.