Two cannibals sat in the park
A small fire started with bark
When the flames were quite high
Sammie tossed in a raw thigh

Piece after piece, tossed into the fire
The aroma of meat something to admire
Roasted and basted and cooked until tender
The meal was going to be something of splendour

“twasn’t long until the meat was ready to plate
Cooked to perfection the two cannibals ate
First mouthful down, Sammie then said to Lou
Is there something about this clown, that tastes funny to you?