Holy shit, it’s been more than a week
Since I posted something for your critique
It was deliberate and it was not just luck
Although there was a high dose of ‘don’t give a fuck’
Damn now it appears instead of a story
You get something from the lav-a-tory
Hey speaking of dunnies that gives me an idea
I’m sure this will leave you with dyspnea
(ok that wasn’t a great rhyme, so shoot me)
Here’s a little ditty about a girl in the bog
Honestly she wasn’t just being a bog hog
She got stuck there checking her mail
I bet she’s thankful she wasn’t sitting on a pail
Her legs got numb and her feet got sore
But her email thankfully was not a bore
Her back got stiff but she was full of wit
And our girl was happy to give a shit.
A knock at the door, “Are you okay?”
“Sure I am, I’m just searching ebay!”
“Well get off the bog, you are on work time.”
“Hey Mr. Bossman, is shittin’ a crime?”
“The crime is definitely not in the act
The crime is the air, and that is a fact!
The rubbish dump a mere three towns over
Have tied to their nose three pounds of clover.”
“And why do you think I am searching the net?
I’m searching for something that will lessen the threat.
But the haze that’s in here is effecting the view
And it’s making it hard to search for V.I.Poo!”
For those of you that don’t know this product has only just been released in this country, its first airing was in a commercial break in the show Australian Ninja Warrior and apparently the Twitteratti went into overdrive like only SJW’s can. I first saw it during an commercial break in the Ellen Show and honestly thought it was a pisstake of hers, but low and behold you American’s have been embarrassed by your devil donuts for longer than we have. So anyone willing to throw up a review?