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In the Kitchen

bad poetry

So I was recently asked if I could come up with any ideas for a story based in a kitchen. At the time I was a bit stumped I really had nothing, then as I thought about it a bit more I did come up with a few basic ideas but they were pretty much all horror stories and probably not what the requestee had in mind. However while I was trying to have myself a wee afternoon nap I came up with this idea. It may not work perfect with the tune but I tried 🙂 I also didn’t try to get the words Notorious in the poem given WP and their idiotic system!

Where can you find pleasure, use a new dry measure.
Learn new food technology?
Where can you begin to make you dreams all come true
From the land or from the sea
Where can you learn to fry, cook in shorts and hand jive
Study Food Gastronomy
Sign off with the big brands or learn to do it freehand
Cook your fish and other meat

In the kitchen
Yes, you can cut n slice the cheese
In the kitchen
Yes, you can mush up minted peas
In the kitchen
Come on people, be bold an be grand
In the kitchen, in the kitchen
Can’t you see we need a hand
In the kitchen
Come on, don’t make it oh so bland
In the kitchen
Come on and cook yourself a flan
In the kitchen
Come on people and make a plan

In the kitchen, In the kitchen, in the kitchen, oh
We want stew, we want stew
We want stew. Please don’t use beetroot

If you’re an inventor, want to be a mentor
This will surely be a blast
Don’t you hesitate, just get it on the plate
Your cooking will be unsurpassed
Don’t hide in your shell and quit ya goddamn bitchin
But don’t you worry ‘bout a thing
For I’m sure there will be always a good kitchen

In the kitchen
Yes, you can cut n slice the cheese
In the kitchen
Yes, you can mush up minted peas
In the kitchen
Come on people, be bold an be grand
In the kitchen, in the kitchen
Can’t you see we need a hand
In the kitchen
Come on, don’t make it oh so bland
In the kitchen
Come on and cook yourself a flan
In the kitchen
Come on people and make a plan

In the kitchen, In the kitchen, in the kitchen, oh
We want stew, we want stew
We want stew. Please don’t use beetroot

Who me?

In the kitchen, In the kitchen, in the kitchen, oh
We want stew, we want stew
We want stew. Please don’t use beetroot

But, but, but, I can’t boil water
Hey, hey look man
I can’t cook rice or even chicken
They want you they want you in the kitchen
Oh my goodness
They want you
I can’t cook anything but baked bean cuisine
They want you
They want you, they want you in the kitchen

In the kitchen
Yes, you can cut n slice the cheese
In the kitchen
Yes, you can mush up minted peas
In the kitchen
Come on people, be bold an be grand
In the kitchen, in the kitchen
Can’t you see we need a hand
In the kitchen
Come on, don’t make it oh so bland
In the kitchen
Come on and cook yourself a flan
In the kitchen
Come on people and make a plan

6 Comments

  1. Lol …. that is a hit for sure! : ). ❤️. If you’re in the kitchen, they want you! Giggle …..yummy post ! : )

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