The temperature outside is rising
Running around naked is energising
The neighbours all run screaming
No question what they’ll be dreaming
The wind outside is Calm
No need for any lip balm
There is only a light breeze
And no chance your junk will freeze
The sun outside is hot
The thermometer is shot
The neighbours eyes are burning
Nuddie runs leave them yearning
With temps up in the thirties
Sunburn on your willy is hurties
Always use some sun screen
Or the Lord’s name you will scream
With the weather so damn warm
And no chance of a big rain storm
The only chance I have to get wet
Is to sweat sweat sweat sweat sweat
This hot wether is just a blast
When I’m running around bare arsed
If it wasn’t for running round naked
I think I’d be quiet jaded.
rugby843
Im curious. I replied to the email I received notifying me of your post. Did you get it? I never know.
lostpropertyrepository
No I don’t believe you can reply to the emails.
rugby843
And if you truly are running around naked, you do need help, SERIOUS help!
lostpropertyrepository
Are you suggesting I am ugly and unappealing naked and therefore I should be locked up? Wow that’s not very nice 😛
rugby843
If the shoe fits?
lostpropertyrepository
I’m cinderella?
rugby843
I wonder where those emails end up then?: o
lostpropertyrepository
I have no idea, I didn’t get an email but does it look like any of the responses on the site?
rugby843
Nope
lostpropertyrepository
Then I have no idea, I’ve never tried doing it.
rugby843
I only know what I read here. :p
lostpropertyrepository
So those aren’t your spy cameras around my house?
rugby843
Oh, I never thought of that, sounds like an idea
lostpropertyrepository
Someone else did then
rugby843
Hey! Great idea for a story! A truck driving Cinderella who ends up murdering the royal family
lostpropertyrepository
Weird Al might own the copyright on that. He wrote a song about driving a truck with his high heels on.
rugby843
Never heard that one
lostpropertyrepository
It’s not a bad song actually
rugby843
https://youtu.be/x_wLVCLPx0M
lostpropertyrepository
It’s no weird al 😛
rugby843
I had only three CDs that were in the cases, and this guy, Junior Brown, was one of them. I thought of you when this song came on. The other one I liked was “you’re wanted by the police and my wife thinks you’re dead”. :)))
lostpropertyrepository
Haha I like that line although I’d adapt it to “I’m wanted by the police and my wife thinks I’m dead.”
rugby843
And police is pronounced Po’ lease. Hilarious
lostpropertyrepository
Most truck drivers call cops Rick, but spell it with a silent P
rugby843
We try to say policemen in front of the kids, but cops isn’t a bad thing, it’s just stands for constable on patrol, but used in a negative way.
lostpropertyrepository
We don’t care about cops in front of the kids, as my wife has been known to remind people ‘their father was a truck driver and therefore he swears like a…..truck driver’. I have more respect for cops than a lot of truckies do but cops is definitely one of the more polite names
rugby843
Good line for a story. ; )
lostpropertyrepository
Struggling for one of those at the moment, too hot, too busy doing house work and too busy getting christmas stuff organised in my head.
rugby843
Do you have a “highway patrol”?
lostpropertyrepository
Yeah they have different names in different states but we essentially have cops that specialise in highway work, they have pursuit cars and sit at the bottom of hills with their hair dryer out the window.
rugby843
: )
rugby843
It was weird in Houston at Christmas. All the pink, yellow and blue frosted trees, in the sixties.
lostpropertyrepository
What were you smoking?
rugby843
All I have to do is wrap, which I’ve been putting off. My sons came tonight so we the four year olds birthday, which is today, the 22nd.
lostpropertyrepository
You’re more organised that me, we’ve done shopping and christmas is never at our place so that’s some relief but this afternoon has just been a huge waste I can’t be stuffed even getting dinner but I guess someone has too.
rugby843
Order in
lostpropertyrepository
Nah then someone might know where I live 😛
rugby843
I have Mac and cheese, salad, cake and ice cream from the party. Late soccer game so I’m keeping all the leftovers here to give them tomorrow. No one is staying here. One family in hotel, and my other son and wife at my daughter’s.
lostpropertyrepository
My family all lives her so they can all stay with themselves!
rugby843
They requested the Mac and cheese I used to make them. But it takes work, lifting heavy boiling pans etc. not easy like it used to be.
rugby843
So truck on over and I’ll load you up! ; )
lostpropertyrepository
Haha ok I’ll be there before the food goes stale 🙂