I have often been accused of having a filthy mind
A mind so dirty it was nothing short of unrefined
It’s honestly true I have always been inclined
To have dirty thoughts in my mastermind
But the thing is I can be really sweet
I can talk about things so discreet
That’s cause this silly deadbeat
Would ravage you under the sheet
On your sweet neck I could nibble
That would definitely stop the quibble
Top Cat’s enemy is Officer Dibble
Down your neck I wouldn’t dribble
I could caress your wonderful thighs
To me that’s better than first prize
Such information should not come as a surprise
Once I’m finished we could reprise
If I was filthy this would be R Rated
But it’s so sweet I am elated
Even if you’re just frustrated
And want to see me castrated
If I was filthy I’d have run amok
But you’d still be awestruck
AC/DC sung Thunderstruck
Hey honey about a ….
A filthy person would have typed fuck
But definitely not this schmuck
But now I have managed to get stuck
So I’m going to bed.
Southern by Design
Have you ever even been to Nantucket?! 😉
lostpropertyrepository
Until a few weeks ago when my wife and I were talking about silly limericks we didn’t know I hadn’t heard any more than the first line of that poem, let alone visited the place.
Southern by Design
Ohhh, haha! It’s a beautiful place and happens to be in my birth state of Massachusetts.
lostpropertyrepository
Is there a man there with something that rhymes with bucket?
Southern by Design
Well I imagine there is somewhere but I don’t remember seeing him in any tourist routes 😉 Probably only known to locals as the town tart.
lostpropertyrepository
Oh he could have made yesterday’s prompt then 🙂
Southern by Design
Hmmm, not sure his feelings about a two for one deal.
lostpropertyrepository
From what I remember of the dirty limerick he’s pretty content with himself.
Southern by Design
Well then 😉