Daily Prompt, humor, poetry, writing

A fish dish is your wish

bad poetry

It’s time for a rhyme, a rhyme about Fish
It wont be a rhyme about a chafing dish
And it wont be a rhyme about a knish
I told you it will be a rhyme about a fish

I might make it a rhyme about a trout
But then I’d be tempted to ask you out
On a date and I would shout
But we wouldn’t be drinking any stout

Then again it might be about a groper
And on the date you could be a toper
You’d need to, to go out with this no hoper
I don’t even care that you’re an interloper

Maybe it should be about a barracuda
We could cover it in melted gouda
We could pretend we are in Bermuda
And you could pretend your not dating a buddah

I’m not going to name all the sea creatures
I’m not going to list all their features
I’m sick and tired of all the preachers
Come on a date with me we’ll sit in the bleachers

2 Comments

  1. Guess I’ll have to babble my crap right here on your site. And that’s the first time I’ve read those three words together! Btw, you do own a pooper scooper, don’t you?

    • Duelling crap babbling sounds like a new Olympic sport 🙂 Chances are if you babble I’ll babble back, I’m stupid that way and no I don’t own a pooper scooper I just let it pile up in the corner.

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