Life In Song:

You Just Like Me Cos I’m Good In Bed

*Warning* dirty topics ahead!

Mark pulled into the driveway, tired and weary from another long night at work.
He wasn’t surprised to see Steph’s car still in the garage but he was sure it wouldn’t be there for much longer.
He pulled his ute into next to Steph’s car, switched off the engine and took a deep breath.
He planned on going inside and embracing Steph, kissing her and telling her how much he loved her, he just hoped she would allow him to do so.

At the same time Steph was inside looking out the kitchen window.
“It may not be a truck as such but it’s a F-Series and it’s bigger than any other car on the road!”
She watched him shut the garage and walk towards the house.
Standing draped only in her dressing gown she planned to surprise him in more ways the one.

Two hours later Mark and Steph lay in bed together, both smiling, both happy, and both in a crazy little mood.

You just like me ‘cos I’m good in bed
You just like me ‘cos I’m good in bed
You just like me ‘cos I’m good in bed
You just like me ‘cos I’m good in bed

He: Well there is more to it than that but I gotta admit that’s one of the top 10 reasons.
She: Only top 10?
He: Trust me baby there is a lot more to love in you than just the bedroom games
She: If I asked for a list could you provide it?
He: For sure, it’s memorised.
She: As it should be
He: Shall I start the list?
She: Nah I think we can find something else dirty to do.
He: Like singing the rest of this song?

You just like me ‘cos I’m good in bed
Yeah that’s what your girlfriend said
You just like me ‘cos I give you some head
You just like me ‘cos I’m good in bed

They both looked at each other, grinned and said.
“You’re girlfriend?”
He: Which one, I’d like to thank her.
She: You’ve spoken to the Rabbit?
He: The Rabbit knows!
She: The Rabbit has just gone on holidays
He: Woohoo!

Well I’ll meet you in the pub at two minutes to ten
You’re all ready to go
Six bottles of beer and a sneer on your face
I’d run but I’m much too slow

He: Screw the pub, I’d rather stay home, especially if you’re staying home.
She: Sounds like a much better idea, who wants to waste time drinking when we can be doing something else.

You just like me ‘cos I’m good in bed
You just like me ‘cos I’m good in bed
You just like me ‘cos I’m good in bed
You just like me ‘cos I’m good in bed

He & She together: It’s a damn good reason!!

At half past one I’m flat on the floor
Caught like a rat in a trap
Fifteen times a week and you still want more
God you talk such crap

He: Half past one here and you’re flat on the bed
She: caught in your trap obviously
He: Fifteen times a week. Can you handle it that often
She: I’m going to hold you to that Mister!
He: I’m going to hold something else to you
He and She: laughter

You just like me ‘cos I’m good in bed
You just like me ‘cos I’m good in bed
You just like me ‘cos I’m good in bed
You just like me ‘cos I’m good in bed

He: And on the kitchen bench
She: The couch
He: The shower
She: The floor
He: The ute
She: The ute?
He: Sorry wishful thinking!

You imagine yourself as Mick Jagger’s girlfriend
He wouldn’t even spit in your eye
I bet you he don’t get raped every weekend
I feel so weak I could die

She: Who’d want to be dating that lizard?
He: Well the song is 40 years old.
She: 40 years old and they spoke like that?
He: Yep but this isn’t even the worst song, you should hear Smut.
She: ok lets not worry about that verse

You just like me ‘cos I’m good in bed
You just like me ‘cos I’m good in bed
You just like me ‘cos I’m good in bed
You just like me ‘cos I’m good in bed

You just like me ‘cos I’m good in bed
Yeah that’s what your girlfriend said
You just like me ‘cos I’m good in bed
You just like me ‘cos I’m good in bed

He: Tell the rabbit she’s right!
She: Oh you are so dirty!

She: Shouldn’t you be getting some sleep?
He: I don’t care, I’m not getting out of bed for work tonight.
She: That’s cause you’re so good in bed!!