Big Bear episode 16
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“So I hear you made another mistake?”
The voice belonged to Big Bear, the plush white polar bear with the green hat, green scarf and 2005 tattoo on his left foot, who had walked into the kitchen as I was preparing dinner.
Wondering why the bears never just came out with their stories instead of leading with a half arse question or statement for which a reply was expected I said nothing in reply.
Moments later the bear leapt from the tiled kitchen floor and onto the kitchen bench.
“I’m talking to you!”
“Oh hello Big Bear.” I said as I peeled and chopped some carrots.
“I’m not the one that has a beef with you sunshine but if you keep this attitude up I might be.”
“I had a similar weird conversation with your mini counterpart this morning. What’s going on with you two?”
“What’s going on with us? You’re the one that has made the huge mistake. AGAIN!”
Putting the knife I was cutting the pumpkin with down on the chopping board I looked the bear in the eye and said. “Ok Big Bear, just what are you talking about?”
“Jen found out what you said about her murdering the Theory of a Deadman song and she’s looking for payback!”
“What I said?”
“Yes. What you said.!”
“I said nothing, the comments all came from Snowflake.”
“That may be so but lets face it no one on the internet believes that two plush polar bears, no matter how cute they are can talk, let alone make a youtube video go viral.”